If You Have Called Your Child Tarquin…

… don’t expect him to answer to you calls so don’t block the bloody doorway as you try to summon your errant child. That’s the full title.

I’d also like to add that it wasn’t that she merely stepped in front of me to get to the exit, she was diving for it like a Crystal Maze contestant that only had 4 minutes left on the clock.

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